"I just took a quick shower. Now I smell like a quick flower!"

A Bedtime Story from Zoe

Me: Zoe, shut the H up!
Zoe: No, you shut the F up!
Me: Ooooo, I'm telling mommmmmmm.
Zoe: Tascha, you can shut the Q up.

On the way to the eye doctor...

Ryan: Hey Zoe, haha, nice dress.
Zoe: Shut up Ryan! Don't make me punch you....... in the stomach.

"Ryan! You pushed me over like an asshole!"

My little brother had his two goofy friends over yesterday. They were riding Zoe's tricycle and mini bikie up and down the street. She comes in and says,



"Mommy, Gage and his boyfriend are trying to steal my bike!"

Zoe was looking through her easter candy and took out a box of Nerds.

"Mommy, what are these called?"
"Nerds."
"Like, you're calling someone a nerd, or like "You're getting on my nerds?"

Zoe decided to go outside and help Mikie with his car.

Today, my mom went through Zoe's rock collection and found a piece of dried dog poop.

Zoe locked herself in the bathroom before school today after my mom put bright green shorts on her.

"I DON'T WANNA LOOK LIKE THIIIIISS!"

Zoe got school pictures taken.

Photographer:
"So are you going to bring your boyfriend when you take pictures next time?"

Zoe:
"Um, noo. If I bring him my friends might tear his clothes off or something like that."

To Cassidy:
"Don't make me lie to you."

"I guess it's party or park time or something. Look at everyone outside, they're making a party. Can we make one? Please? Please Tascha?"

To Mom:
"Mommy, take me to the park because it's park time."
"Mommy, what's a German?"

About a picture of her taken in Germany:
"Hey! That's me in Germy!"