Monday, May 10, 2010

"I just took a quick shower. Now I smell like a quick flower!"

A Bedtime Story from Zoe

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Me: Zoe, shut the H up!
Zoe: No, you shut the F up!
Me: Ooooo, I'm telling mommmmmmm.
Zoe: Tascha, you can shut the Q up.

Friday, April 30, 2010

On the way to the eye doctor...

Ryan: Hey Zoe, haha, nice dress.
Zoe: Shut up Ryan! Don't make me punch you....... in the stomach.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

"Ryan! You pushed me over like an asshole!"

Saturday, April 10, 2010

My little brother had his two goofy friends over yesterday. They were riding Zoe's tricycle and mini bikie up and down the street. She comes in and says,

"Mommy, Gage and his boyfriend are trying to steal my bike!"

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Zoe was looking through her easter candy and took out a box of Nerds.

"Mommy, what are these called?"
"Like, you're calling someone a nerd, or like "You're getting on my nerds?"